We knew that the rise in postal charges was horrible and inhumane, but now we can see that it’s also killing the planet! 😉
A wonderfully funny blog post accompanies this over at JoNova.
Similarly, global warming has apparently been causing the population of pirates to decrease:
So, this means… the US postal service is killing pirates? The government conspiracy REVEALED!
And for those of you with broken humor circuits — this is a JOKE about misapplying causation where there is only correlation.